nyahaaa.

this time the blonde is smart.

 

Okay, put down the cheese.

Kajtek1 and his fellow employee, Kajtek2, were digging a ditch on a very hot day. Kajtek1 said to Kajtek2, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don't know," responded Kajtek1. "I'll go ask him."

So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?" "Because I have intelligence," the boss said. "What do you mean? I have intelligence,” said Kajtek1, "In fact, I insist that I have intelligence."

The boss said, "Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can." Kajtek1 took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand. The boss removed his hand and Kajtek1 hit the tree. The boss said, "That's intelligence!"

Kajtek1 went back to his hole. Kajtek2 asked, "What did he say?" "He said we are down here because of our intelligence." "What's intelligence?" said Kajtek2. Kajtek1 put his hand on his face and said, "Take your shovel and hit my hand."

 

I fly a lot and I never had the chance to seat near a cute blonde.

 

I did. Although my wife is dark blonde.
Why are you Lugnut putting Polish names on Georgia true story?

 

So that was your wife who was talking **** to me? She didn't want to talk. She wanted to... well... you know.

 

In your dreams

 

No, she's no dream. Reality bites.