WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GUTS & BALLS?
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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GUTS & *****?
Guts:
Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
Being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask,
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
*****:
Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
Smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,
And having the ***** to slap your wife on the *** and say,
"You're next!"