Poor guy. A scorned woman can be soooooo mean. This is truly hitting below the belt.

 

O'Toole? What an appropriate name. NEVER keep glue and old girlfriends around in the same vicinity.

 

This is how older woman takes revenge
http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=13458

 

Phoney, but still funny.

 

If my air bag is that sensitive, I have to stop washing my car.

 

seriously...while some older airbag cars may have had issues like that..no longer.

 

Patrick - So you and BikerDrew don't even want to talk about getting your dick super glued to your belly, eh? I don't blame ya.

 

The story make US famous abroad. British Version
Actually they seems to know about it more, than "Journalists" in Pittsburgh and got more info, like " An obscene comment had been painted in nail polish on his back"
Some of us still wonder why most of the World takes US citizens for idiots.

 

I can just picture him "running" down the street trying to find someone who would help him. Just imagine...

He knocks on the neighbors door... " Hey lady! look what that bitch did to me! Me winky is DYING" "Please take me to the hospital!. I'd offer you gas money, but, I can't find my wallet." He trys three more houses before he finds a ride.

 

Have you seen the video?
Looks, like there are no houses around for a mile.
Her side