Two of the recent suicide murderers in Jordan were husband and wife, according to an al-Qaeda statement on the Internet.

Wouldn't that cause a bit of a problem when the 72 virgins get assigned to the husband while his wife is right there with him? Or how does the Islam Paradise thing work in such a case? Does the wife go to some other place in Paradise so the husband can enjoy his spoils without getting B-slapped everytime he makes a move?

Are Muslim women even allowed in Paradise? What do they get when they martyr themselves, 72 male virgins?

 

now i get it. they can get 72 boxes of raisins.

it's good on chicken salad with macaroni.

 

I think raisins is better than what I thought they actually received. I thought the 72 virgins were Catholic nuns who've died over the centuries. Each martyr would get 72 of them, each with a very large wooden spoon for cracking knucklheads like Atta on the top of their head for the rest of eternity.

 

Catholic nuns are virgins? Then where did this story come from?

Four catholic nuns passed and they were on their way to heaven. At the gate, they were inspected by St.Peter.

St.Peter asked the first nun, "Any sin you committed back on earth?" She replied, "I've seen a peepee." St.Peter said, "I'll let you go this time, just wash your eyes in the holy water and you can go ahead."

The second one confessed that she had seen one. St.Peter asked her to wash her eyes in the holy water and allowed her to go to heaven.

Now, a fight broke out between the third and the fourth nun. St.Peter asked what was going on. The third one said the fourth one was trying to take her spot.

Well...the fourth one complained, "I don't want to wash my mouth after she washes her *** in the holy water."

 

Nuns marry the church and "good" catholic girls don't have pre-marital sex. Fewer are virgins nowadays for sure. I'm talking about all the Catholic nuns who've died since nuns were invented. There's gotta be a lotta virgins in that bunch. Obviously, if a nun weren't a virgin, she wouldn't qualify as a virgin nun. Likewise, any woman who isn't a virgin wouldn't qualify as one of the 72 virgins in Paradise.

So, I guess you don't have any questions about the large wooden spoons?

 

hehe...large wooden spoons! it inspires my creative thinking! large wooden spoons in the hands of virgin nuns. hehe. hoho.