Hey, you're supposed to be working on cars and paying attention to your wife, not surfing **** sites. Yeah, camel toes are ****.

I just got an idea for an invention. Seat belts for toilets. I know a certain Polack who's wife can use a set in their rolling outhouse.

 

that's reason why his wife banned him from surfing the internet.

 

Is it legal to use the turlet while driving? A seat belt would be a good idea...and a wash cloth.