Gee. Golly. You're Parnelli Polack in your not-so-fully-loaded Herbiesque VW.

Let's see. A car with "dealers plates" on it. It was a salesman in a demo. He was fartin' around with the lot's hot rod during lunch. And, you felt like a real man because he slowed down and you caught up to him? He was probably trying to change the station on the radio. Criminny, I can't believe how stupid you are.

 

Sounds like my description of Brabus driver skills reminds you somebody Lugnut.
Looking at the mirror?

 

Sounds like you're pretending to be someone you're not and doing something you can't.

When you drive your Ninja VW on the highways, do you wear a helmet, a long red cape, and a white jumpsuit with a big "P" on the chest? Does your scrolling license plate frame say "PolackMan" on it, only misspelled? Are you a superhero in your own mind?

 

Haha, you're like the 3rd person from Baltimore that has a suspended license...what is the deal down there?! Are your cops that unforgiving or is it all of your driving abilities?!

 

When it comes to speeding tickets, there are no victims, only volunteers.
Other don't hesitate to spend $400 on Valentine One.