1. Your potted plants are alive - and you can't smoke a single one of them.
2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00am is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You carry an umbrella (you watch the Weather Channel).
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hookup" and "breakup".
8. You've gone from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up.'
10. You're the one calling the police because your neighbor next door plays the stereo to loud.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6:00pm.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00am would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits.
20. A $4 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff.'
21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't apply to you

 

i just charged someone in there car going way too fast down are little residential street. They mus think this 100 yard road is like NASCAR. psses me off. I am getting old.

 

I like number 1.

 

I am in my 70th year but I am never going to grow up!!!!!

 

Midnight or later. Haha, reminds me of a few nights ago when I threw a thong ata Taco Bell cashier when we were driving away after ordering a hardtaco

 

23 will never be true for me lol i waste so much time at the comp. lol

2 Ha doing anything on a twin size bed is absurd and i am 22. If its more than just me its a queen or bigger. lol

 

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I can't stop laughing, my wife (of 38 years) had to go through the whole list with me.[/align][/align]We were both ROTFL![/align][/align][/align]