Four hurricanes devastate Florida and the Carribean this season... so far.

Mount St. Helens is about to pop its cork again... maybe.

A huge asteroid will pass within one million miles of Earth on Wednesday.

 

Well, we all know the Florida hurricanes relate to the election. [sm=smiley36.gif]

 

It's the work of Dubya's campaign folks and the RNC as orchestrated by Karl Rove, the super-duper, supernatural, all-knowing, all-time evil genius of the known universe. Karl and his mini mes realize that the Repubs gain an advantage as fewer voters go to the polls. He knows that churning up hurricanes to this end is much easier for the public to stomach than simply bombing Democrat-dominated minority neighborhoods with MOABs and shooting any survivors as they stumble away from ground zero.

Not to worry, though. Democrat President Jimmy Carter is keeping a keen and unbiased eye on things down there. He'd like to change the American voting process to mirror those of many third-world countries. Thank goodness for the peanut.