I don't think it's actually alive...

 

I think it's a remote-controlled Mrs Bernie.

Notice how the ***** don't sag? Did Joey have implants?

 

*****?
i thought it was just the beer belly.

 

That photo shows why exercise is bad for old people. I thought Joey Heatherton was a blond? Check out HER web site!

http://www.joeyheatherton.net/


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Just one more for good measure...

 

There's always shoe polish. You can make your hair any flavor you want. BTW, that's not really her. I was joking.

I believe she was responsible for one of my first boners.

 

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. [:'(]

 

Is she wearing a visor to protect her skin?

 

Yeah, she doesn't want to get sun-damaged skin. Actually, I think the visor keeps her brains from pouring out of her head.

 

kinda like a clamp keeping it together.