Yeah? Are you washing 'em down with alcohol?

I can visualize this: You're sitting in your favorite chair reading the Bible while your middle finger is stuck in a wall socket.

 

Last night there was a Meteor shower in this part of the world. In revelation chaper 16 it is written that fire shall reign from the skies when the Beast presents himself, to man. Yesterday the "swearing" in of the Pope? End of Days?

No, I haven't touch booze in 6 years.

 

Okay, the visual changes to you sitting in your favorite chair reading the Bible while your middle finger is stuck in a wall socket and your head is stuck up your ***.

 

Lugnut, your incorrect. My middle finger is stuck up my a_ _ , cheap thrills, as I told my urologist, My head ? I not sure where it exactly is.

 

I knew something was stuck up your ***. Bible thumpers usually have something stuck up there.

Do you like my Red Forman impression?

 

Isn't it time for a new kind of Pope?



Give a man a fish, he is fed for a day. But give him a Pocket Fisherman....

 

I don't know what kind of Pope it's time for. I know you can catch fish with a Pocket Fisherman, though. I used to have one. I hate fish.

 

So was this some sort of corporal mortification thing? Or were you catching them because you hate them?

 

Much simpler. I like to catch them. I hate to eat them. I "catch and release" or give them away.

WWPD (What would Popeil do?)?

 

IMHO, Ron Popeli is one of the best sales people of the 20th century, he could sell the brooklyn bridge to Lugnut. Pope he is not.

Lugnut I am only jerking your chain, I no more believe in end of days, then people think the CLS is a coupe?