So Lugnut. When you'll answer the question?

 

Never.

 

I am having fun ignoring his replies. Who needs an incontinent wife? Just think, a 7 mpg out-house. What fun, and comfort. I can afford to eat out and stop at a hotel for what I save in fuel costs driving my Benz. Not to mention the fresh air with the top down.

 

Try a bicycle. It gets even better.

 

I have a self-contained slide-in camper for my truck. I use it to go on overnight fishing and camping trips. I've never used the toilet in it, though. That's what the woods are for. Popes **** in the woods. If it's good enough for a Pope, it's good enough for me.

Actually, one of those million-dollar diesel pusher motorhomes would be nice to travel in, but only to certain places. They're kind of mobility-challenged. I wouldn't want an old '70s transit bus. I'd get one with the little garage in the back and put a SMART in there. I've seen them hauling a Mini Cooper so I know they'd fit. I still wouldn't crap in the toilet and carry it around with me, though.

 

You are promoting breaking the law here.
Again.

 

This isn't Polackland. We didn't ban Hitler's book and you can **** in the woods. Of course, the polite ones take a shovel along.

 

Don't throw the sand in our eyes.
We are talking about you here.

 

There you go speaking Polack again. Please don't explain what you're trying to say. It only makes it worse.

 

I pack a tent on my Harley several times a year. Thats the only **** I take with me...Well... sometimes a pair of ear warmers and a sleeping bag and clothes.