too young to drink and old enough to drive mercedes-benz eh?

nothing is wrong with an old horse grazing on a fresh grass. reserve 1 girl for me and tell me more about the spring break. it sounds fun.

 

lol, how old are you guys?? anyhow, Spring break is a break in spring. That's a good description considering I'm too lazy to type . Basically All the hot girls leave town during the break and go to the beach and whatnot because there's no school for about a week.

I'm going to the beach tomorrow to sit back, relax and enjoy my spring break.

 

Yeah, blame it on spring break. So you're coming with soda in one hand and nothing in the other?

Go to the beach for spring break or go with you and a bunch of stinkin' SODA. No wonder you can't find any girls. Tell 'em that there will be a bunch of real men at our outing washing down Scotch whiskey with beer and gnawing on open-pit BBQ'd buffalo meat. That should get their attention.

How many girls can you fit into your car?

 

Damn it, it's going to rain today. Guess no more beach. Oh BTW if I told them about real men and the whiskey with BBQ they would just laugh and think I'm joking around. Fact is, girls here don't drink alcohol. so HAH! lol

Anyway my car is a 5 passenger car...But if I get my dad's suburban I'll be able to fit about 8 chics. lol.

 

I wasn't going to give 17-year-old girls alcohol. That would be illegal.

You have a lot to learn about hauling women, er, girls around. If you stack them up you can get a whole lot more than five in your car.

You can haul about 25 or so in a Suburban. More if it has a roof rack.

 

even inside the suburban.

i saw on the tv how they fit 11 people inside the mini cooper. (cannot drive of course).

 

... and you can fit almost three Mini Coopers into a Suburban. See how the math works?

 

Quite right. Give them rohypnol instead.

 

My caveman club works faster. It's funner to use, too.

 

i admire you lugnut. you are the funniest guy in the forum