Making a semi-fun thread...

What's the dumbest thing you have ever heard come out of someone's mouth before?

My scenario...my best friend got pregnant a little over a year ago at a young age...decided to keep the baby. She then says to me, "I think you should get pregnant with me so our kids can grow up together." Seriously...are you f*cking kidding me?!

 

I had a 17 year old chic ask me (a long time ago...) to get her pregnant so she could get on well fair, like her mom. I ran away, far away. My guess is that she completed her mission with someone else.

 

IRAQIS HAD WMD. LET'S INVADE.

 

just to be fair...

I'VE NEVER HAD ANY SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH THAT WOMAN MONICA LEWINSKY.

 

"I invented the Internet."
al Bore

 

"It all depends on what the definition of 'is' is." President Bill Clinton on whether a blow-job constitutes sexual relations.

BTW, Fly_Major_Fly, the whole world believed Iraq had WMD at the time. French intelligence, Russian intelligence, British intelligence, Israelis intelligence, and Turkish intelligence, just to name a few. US congress overwhelmingly believed it and voted for war. Then there’s the fact the previous Clinton administration believed Hussein had stockpiles of WMD including Bill Clinton, Al Gore, Madeline Albright, plus John Kerry, among others, and bombed Baghdad to destroy them in 1998. All this just to give some context to the apparent false intelligence acted upon by Bush. I don't write this to defend Bush, but to avoid revisionist history. And, if one believes "Bush lied" it's only logical that all these other folks were lying as well. No?

 

They are politicaians so of course they did. Lie that is.

 

while we are at it...

i want to share my religious view of sex.

according to the Vertican, you have sex to make baby (more or less like that). so i say, if there is no baby made, there was no sex. that's my uneducated narrow point of view of sex. you don't have to agree. (the only person that i know of to most likely agree with this view is jeff foxworthy)

 

I think you're supposed to share something useless said to you, not by you.

 

off topic is getting off topic indeed.