Well....notice the monkey man's post? It is singular -- fissure, not fissures.

Only monkey man's hot dates have fissures which is plural.

 

Luckily my Mercedes have heated front and rear seats. Though, I never had the luxury of riding in the back seat of my car before. I heard the seat heaters back there work just fine. And it finally got cold in Atlanta? That's where I'm from and will be there in March (should be a little warmer.) But it's getting cold as hell in Germany and I miss my Mercedes. It should be here when I get back from the states in March.

 

That's not singular. The plural is implied. If you had said "the" fissure then I'd go along with it being singular. "Some fissure" means a random fissure, implying the plural. Just face it, monkey man. You have admitted to having more than one body fissure.

 

That would have been nice when I was a teenager and had sex those few times in the back seat of a car. The rear seats heated up eventually because of, um, friction, but they started out kinda cold sometimes where I grew up in Northern Utah.

 

the only thing that i dont like about the heated seats in the bmw is the fact that a few times i have bumped the switch, and about cooked myself in the summer...

 

I do that in my truck. It really pisses me off. Whenever I use the window switches my fingers bump the butt warmer button, unless I'm really careful. The window switches are on the armrest and the seat warmer buttons are right next to them on the side panel. Crappy design.

 

the switches for the bmw are between the seats, back a bit from the shifter...but its fun to turn them on in the summer with an unsuspecting passenger...