Is the bull**** police at it again? First they say pot causes cancer when it doesn't, now they're saying oral sex does.

 

There are always some people with some power to make up something and scare people; it's not news to me anymore.

For example...

Ridiculous: Some smart-asses still say chewing tobaco give you mouth cancer.
Not True because: Indians and South Asians have been doing this for centuries. No significant mouth cancers there!

Ridiculous: The church used to say...taking bath or shower often is immoral.
Not True because: Now...we all know, no one dies from frequent showering. It only helps improve cleanliness.

Ridiculous: The church used to say...zipper pants are immoral because they allow adultry easier.
Not True because: Now...we all wear zipper pants one way or another. Slutty ones wear skirts.

Ridiculous: The church used to say...masturbation can cause blindness.
Not True because: I passed the eye test at the driver's license office. Hehe. And so did all my friends.

Ridiculous: Convertible cars are fun.
Not True because: No more fun when you are diagnosed with skin cancer.

Ridiculous: America is a place for Christian white men.
Not True because: You are confusing the USA with the FBI.

 

it says only for older men who smoke, drink alcohol and likes to eat raw oysters.

 

The key is "OLDer" men, aint it? They are about to die anyway....with or without oral sex.

 

they might die of suffocation first from orally eating those mud flaps before the cancer can even take effects. i agree with that.

 

I read that a different way. They're saying that the main factors that cause mouth cancer are smoking and drinking alcohol. Also that it's most common in middle aged and older men. In other words, oral sex is not the major cause of oral cancer, and oral cancer is most common in older men.

 

Who said the thing about hairy palms?

 

Rev Faldwell?

 

No, not shocking enough for him. I think he said your member would fall off or you'd turn gay or something to that effect.

 

All my favorite things are either illegal, unhealthy or taxed to death.