Now i'm not sure who makes the longest lasting car, or whatcar lasts 200k anymore, but all my parts were available for the 216 month service. So it rolls on.
I want a custom bumper sticker that says:

"350k miles, 18 years, 7 jobs, 4 countries, 2 diplomas, and still rolling..."

Here's another..

"Please stay back! ANY contact with this vehicle will prove to be fatal."

Have some fun. Write yours.
Blue

 

I'd rather be drivingOh wait this is what i want to be driving.

 

"I'm Fat ... you're Ugly ... But I can go on a diet!"

 

if you can read this you are too close you know make it really small so its true

 

Proud Parent of the kid who Beat Up Your Eagle Scout

 

haha, i just happened to see someone today with an older S500 (looked like a 2000 or something). It wasn't a bumper sticker, but his custom plates said "EARNED IT."

 

Here are a couple of suggestions for bumper stickers:
"Your Hummer looks stupid"
"My car is smarter than your honor student"
"A Hummer is a Tahoe that got hit with an ugly stick"
"My lug nuts require more torque than your honda makes"
"If you are driving a HumVee in Iraq, God bless You. If you are driving a Hummer in Seattle, Screw you"
"Every day you wake up is an other chance toNOT do something stupid. Carpe Diem!"
"Honk if you see somethign fall off"
"Nothing truly improves with age"
"Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly."
"Love thy neighbor, but don't get caught"
"You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women"
"Love is a matter of chemistry; Sex is a matter of physics"
"Cops Love Rice" or "Cops Hate Rice" (put this on your neighbor kids lowered Honda)
"Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach him to use the internet, and he won't bother you for weeks."