A man's heart beats quicker and his throat gets dry.
He goes weak in the knees and he begins to think irrationally.

Ever wonder why?




Because she smells like a New Mercedes

Merry Christmas everyone!

 

Yeah, and hopefully she's not carrying a whip.

Happy ho ho hos to you too.

 

It's early for Christmas...! I haven't even started my shopping yet. I am holding off.

 

i got my xmas tree up already.

got to buy some gifts for myself later. a new sweater will be a luxury enough.

 

I don't put up a tree. I would, but you gotta turn around and take the thing down right after Xmas. Too much trouble now that I live alone and go to someone else's house for Xmas. I used to put one up when my wife was alive, but it was 'cause she wanted it.

 

ho ho ho to you all.

he...he...he.

i experienced a very expensive humor today. i must share with you.

this afternoon 12:30....one old lady was in an E-series, 2 cars infront of me at a USBank ATM.

her external rear-view mirror did not clear the ATM as she moved the car; it went like "GLOCK...GRUCK".

she found out what happened and hit the brakes right away.

it did not end there.

here comes the funny part that i am amused about.

she threw the car into reverse GEAR and moved a few feet back.

the car goes......DOOOOONK. it hit the yellow pole that protects the ATM.



I STILL COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING. I BET THAT LADY IS GOING TO NEED A LOT MORE WITHDRAWAL THAN A MERE $40.

 

almost the same as THIS!

 

Oh, man....crap.....hold on.......oh nevermind, we're fine. That was so much easier than putting the card in the reader. Meanwhile back at the ranch, the owner/husband gets the $$$ call from the police. Hey man, your car just smashed a parking garage baracade, "I'm sorry sir, you wish to know who was driving the car?," Oh just three women.........sir? sir are you there?


If my wife drove that poorly I'd make her take a driving course, possibly more than once.