Guts:
Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
Being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask,
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

*****:
Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
Smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,
And having the ***** to slap your wife on the *** and say,
"You're next!"

 

Damn, I have no *****... for sure.

I don't think I have any guts, either.

****.

 

I have both

 

...but no women. Not any that care for you or think much of you, anyway.

 

no it is because I do not have a wife.

 

Don't you wonder why? I don't.

 

I dont too because i am still 20 now.

 

this post is not a reply to kaan v lugnut war. this is a reply to oringinal topic.

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GUTS & *****

THERE IS SUCH THING AS HAIRY *****.

 

once again a post in offtopic has been stolen by lugnut for personal slander.

 

there is no war, we are just discussing who can do what and the reasons behind it.