Question #1: Who's going to win? I say Eagles.

Question #2: Do you pee and get a refill during the game or during the commercials? I pee in my pants and get someone's wife to get refills. The commercials rock.

 

Geez. No football fans here?

Paul McCartney is scheduled to perform at halftime. Do you think he'll rip his shirt open and bare his chest or drop his pants and moon the audience?

 

i'm more interested on the lingerie super bowl.

mark roberts will not allow paul mccartney to do that because he said that place was his .... (i forgot the word).

anyway, i still prefer him than janet jackson's floppy air-bag tittie scandal.

but to be safe, the security must first check if paul maccarney's behind bears the "golden palace casino" marking on it.

 

CALL 911!!! I'M CHOKING!! I'M DYING!

 

now that would be entertainment !...
picture Sir Paul ripping off his shirt and two huge titty-shaped airbags inflating out over the stadium!
hmmm, what would be the appropriate song for this surprise ending?? Maybe "Lucy in the Sky with diamonds", as Paul would be blasted backwards and upwards... or maybe "Carry that Weight":

"Carry That Weight - Writer, lead vocal: Paul McCartney

Boy, you gotta carry that weight
Carry that weight a long time
Boy, you gotta carry that weight
Carry that weight a long time

I never give you my pillow
I only send you my invitation
And in the middle of the celebrations
I break down

Boy, you gotta carry that weight
Carry that weight a long time
Boy, you gotta carry that weight
Carry that weight a long time "

 

I think Hey Dude.

Hey dude,
Where is your shirt?
And what about,
Your pan-nn-nn-ts?

Hey dude,
What's on your cheeks?
Will you sit down,
Puh-leee-ee-ee-ase?

 

Dumb Eagles. McNabb throws like a retard.