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Old Mar 16, 2006 | 11:55 PM
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$hit... f**k... poop.

If income taxes were cut in half and spent wisely by the noodle-headed goverments, we'd all have better services and more money in our pockets. Why did we let ourselves get into this unholy mess? The only thing that will fix the tax system now is a meteor like the one that snuffed the dinosaurs. Erase the old and start anew. Sucks, but I don't see another way.
 
Old Mar 17, 2006 | 02:22 AM
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100% Lug 100%


Lugnut for President !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Mainly cause i anit interested.
 
Old Mar 17, 2006 | 11:23 AM
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If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve.
 
Old Mar 17, 2006 | 11:46 AM
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I can't think of a worse job. Not only do most people hate you, you age ten years for every four years you serve.
 
Old Mar 17, 2006 | 11:48 AM
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How about "King for a day"?

Just think about all the declarations you could instill on us poor schlubs.
 
Old Mar 17, 2006 | 11:58 AM
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Yeah, okay. I would do that... just before the meteor strikes the IRS. Or, the congress, I mean. It's not the IRS' fault.
 
Old Mar 17, 2006 | 01:48 PM
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ORIGINAL: Lugnut

If elected, I will not serve.
So, how is that any different from what we have now?!?
 
Old Mar 17, 2006 | 01:50 PM
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Bush needs to quit his spending spree and use it wisely, same with the state levels. So what if people hate you
 
Old Mar 17, 2006 | 05:43 PM
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The difference now is that they show up to collect their paycheck and benefits.
 
Old Mar 17, 2006 | 10:24 PM
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that's because you got a lot of taxable properties.

you need to donate some of those to the needy people such as me ... tax free.

i got a subpoena (after few tax income return forms) few years back from her majesty queen of england because my head office was in hongkong and i didn't pay tax. i never work in hongkong.

i post back the prepaid reply envelope and wrote "go to hell".

i never get any letter from that time on.
 



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