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Old 03-16-2006, 11:55 PM
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$hit... f**k... poop.

If income taxes were cut in half and spent wisely by the noodle-headed goverments, we'd all have better services and more money in our pockets. Why did we let ourselves get into this unholy mess? The only thing that will fix the tax system now is a meteor like the one that snuffed the dinosaurs. Erase the old and start anew. Sucks, but I don't see another way.
 
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Old 03-17-2006, 02:22 AM
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Lugnut for President !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Mainly cause i anit interested.
 
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Old 03-17-2006, 11:23 AM
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If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve.
 
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Old 03-17-2006, 11:46 AM
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I can't think of a worse job. Not only do most people hate you, you age ten years for every four years you serve.
 
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Old 03-17-2006, 11:48 AM
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How about "King for a day"?

Just think about all the declarations you could instill on us poor schlubs.
 
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Old 03-17-2006, 11:58 AM
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Yeah, okay. I would do that... just before the meteor strikes the IRS. Or, the congress, I mean. It's not the IRS' fault.
 
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Old 03-17-2006, 01:48 PM
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ORIGINAL: Lugnut

If elected, I will not serve.
So, how is that any different from what we have now?!?
 
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Old 03-17-2006, 01:50 PM
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Bush needs to quit his spending spree and use it wisely, same with the state levels. So what if people hate you
 
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Old 03-17-2006, 05:43 PM
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The difference now is that they show up to collect their paycheck and benefits.
 
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Old 03-17-2006, 10:24 PM
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that's because you got a lot of taxable properties.

you need to donate some of those to the needy people such as me ... tax free.

i got a subpoena (after few tax income return forms) few years back from her majesty queen of england because my head office was in hongkong and i didn't pay tax. i never work in hongkong.

i post back the prepaid reply envelope and wrote "go to hell".

i never get any letter from that time on.
 


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