One reason I don't go to Starbucks is that I am just insulted by its unnecessary mumbo jumbo.

For example....

A small serving is called G-WRONG-DAY (where Grande = Big). That pisses me off.

And...what the **** is Lar-Tay (Latte)? Just a coffee with creme, right?

That's why only sissies, yfb's, and yfb-wannabe's go there.

You don't expect to see Collin Powell there, do you?


...and the dumbest of all, are the ones who give out their real names at Starbucks and Jumba Juice.

Last time I was asked my name at a coffee shop (so that they could write my name down on the cup), I asked them "ARE YOU FREAKIN' CIA NOW?"

 

Their smallest cup is called a "tall."

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I use their drive up window. I won't go inside. I'm not the trendy type and wouldn't fit in.

What's a yfb?

 

my bad on grande. thanks. should have been tall. even that...."tall is small" does not jive well with my built-in dictionary, it's like Clinton's sex definition.

YFB = Young Fabulous & Broke.....every kid in L.A. wants to be that. dont ask me why.

 

Yeah, see? I'm old, fabulous, and comfortable. I wouldn't fit in for sure.

 

[sm=lol.gif] Georgia has Starbucks? That's news. [sm=yikesomg.gif]

 

Yep, it's true. Georgia has become saturated with out-of-state yuppies. One of 'em brought Starbucks with them, I guess.

There are two stores in Mexico City, Mexico, which I find even more interesting.

 

Yes but who has control over most of these oil reserves? Hmmm

 

Is this a trick question? Each country controls their own reserves.