WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GUTS & BALLS?
 

Guts:
Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
Being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask,
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls:
Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
Smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,
And having the balls to slap your wife on the ass and say,
"You're next!"

RE: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GUTS & BALLS?
 

Damn, I have no balls... for sure.

I don't think I have any guts, either.

****.

RE: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GUTS & BALLS?
 

I have both

RE: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GUTS & BALLS?
 

...but no women. Not any that care for you or think much of you, anyway.

RE: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GUTS & BALLS?
 

no it is because I do not have a wife.

RE: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GUTS & BALLS?
 

Don't you wonder why? I don't.

RE: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GUTS & BALLS?
 

I dont too :) because i am still 20 now.

RE: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GUTS & BALLS?
 

this post is not a reply to kaan v lugnut war. this is a reply to oringinal topic.

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GUTS & BALLS

THERE IS SUCH THING AS HAIRY BALLS.

RE: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GUTS & BALLS?
 

once again a post in offtopic has been stolen by lugnut for personal slander.
:eek:

RE: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GUTS & BALLS?
 

there is no war, we are just discussing who can do what and the reasons behind it.