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Lugnut Sep 7, 2005 03:15 PM

RE: Mother Toyota
 
That sucks.

Some state police do that in the US with a stopwatch. They pick a car and start a stopwatch at a certain mileage marker. Then they speed way ahead of the car and wait in hiding for it to pass another certain mileage marker. Based on the time and distance, they can compute the speed.

SL600_Cruzin Sep 8, 2005 03:57 AM

RE: Mother Toyota
 

That totally blows my friend !

Any time that "any" Justce Department can give us a hard time (and take away points) for doing what we love to do, it's like stripping us of our moral fiber.

It's like.....C'mon people ... We've purchased an expensive ride to do what it's meant to do, and here they have to criticize us for it!

I guess the law just don't get it.............. if we would have wanted to go slow, we would have bought a POS Hyundai (or whatever other POS is available) !

The best thing is that most of the USA has not got onto the speed camera thing............ at least "yet" ..... hopefully they never will !











sleepwalker Sep 8, 2005 04:20 AM

RE: Mother Toyota
 
right.

driving on a 2 hour stretch of highway with no or few cars in sight is very boring at 120 km/hour.

i just don't mind if the pretty chinese girl with me is giving me a blowjob... then i can just set the cruise control to 120km/h (which i often do).

SL600_Cruzin Sep 8, 2005 11:26 AM

RE: Mother Toyota
 

Sleepwalker, I'm going to have to come over there and hang out with you for a while.

All this talk of these pretty chinese girls is driving me nuts. LOL


sleepwalker Sep 8, 2005 11:49 AM

RE: Mother Toyota
 
you are very welcome here. this is next to heaven when it comes to play and fun.

pretty, hot, young, and lonely girls knocking on your door and asking for pleasure and fun... it's always worth it.

SLK320Chic Sep 13, 2005 05:46 AM

RE: Mother Toyota
 
You better be careful when checking out women while driving. My friend Nikki and I caused an accident before. These dudes in the car next to us were just staring...she noticed it, I didn't because I was driving. The light was red, a car was stopped in front of them...I didn't have as many cars in my lane, so I pulled forward as I should. Well, he smacked the back of the car in front of him. Nikki and I had never laughed so hard in our entire lives. I felt as though I should stop, she told me to keep going! Haha, so, just keep that in mind boys, look for a second, but keep checking the road in front of you!

Lugnut Sep 14, 2005 12:51 AM

RE: Mother Toyota
 
Geez, what an amatuer. I could keep one eye you and the other on the road, no problem. That's why God gave us two eyes. Of course, having your girlfriend with you could cause me a problem. I think that's what that third eye thing is about.

... and mirrors.

dondas Sep 14, 2005 05:29 AM

RE: Mother Toyota
 
They could have done with the new system coming from Mercedes called "Brake Assist Plus" It uses two radar systems on the front of the car to avoid rear end collisions. It has just been introduced at the Frankfurt Motor Show.

Put this together with hot chick sensors on the side and you've got a wicked combination.

Lugnut Sep 14, 2005 11:31 AM

RE: Mother Toyota
 
That could come in real handy. Remember Clara Harris who murdered her husband by running over him three times in their M-B for cheating on her? I bet her husband wished they had something like Brake Assist Plus while he was being mashed, bashed, gashed, and thrashed.

Kajtek1 Sep 14, 2005 01:45 PM

RE: Mother Toyota
 


ORIGINAL: dondas
Put this together with hot chick sensors on the side and you've got a wicked combination.

Would that "chick sensor" be "driver adaptive"?


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