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James Bond
James Bond walks into a bar and sits next to a hot blonde. He glances at her and then proceeds to look at his watch.
"Date running late?" she asks...
"No," he replies. "It's a new watch that uses alpha waves to communicate with me telepathically."
"What's it telling you now?" asks the lady...
"It says you are not wearing any panties."
"Your watch is broken," she replies. "I'm wearing a thong."
"Bloody hell," says Bond. "The damn thing is an hour fast."
-Matt-
"Date running late?" she asks...
"No," he replies. "It's a new watch that uses alpha waves to communicate with me telepathically."
"What's it telling you now?" asks the lady...
"It says you are not wearing any panties."
"Your watch is broken," she replies. "I'm wearing a thong."
"Bloody hell," says Bond. "The damn thing is an hour fast."
-Matt-
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